Welcome Back Debut

Bet you wondered where this green-eyed beaut has been... Well, after an 18-month hiatus living in Southern California, we are so excited to have our littlest gingie sister back in the blogging game! She's lookin' pretty knotty in her ninja-style top-knot bun (puns about buns for days) and she's for sure keepin' her cool in a vintage-inspired butterfly shift dress. Get used to seeing this gorgeous face around because SHE'S BACK AT EET.

Lata, betches!

BFH

The Desert Rose Series: Faux Fur II

Faux-ever Young

We know, we know-- it's, like, the easiest pun in the world. 

We hope you've enjoyed this faux-toe shoot as much as we have.  

In this little sesh (shortening words-- SEO's biggest nightmare and the reason this blog is never going anywhere, jk, jk), Victoria sports a black, high-neck bodysuit with the sides cut out (lingerie tape in tow) and accents it with an ombre faux fur vest and a chandelier necklace. 

Well, so much faux now. 

Peace 'n' blessins (never ending thanks to GlowZell for that sign-off) 

BFH

Dysfunctional

Dysfunctional by loveless-victoria featuring black shorts

And just like that, a completely adorable and dysfunctional outfit was created.

The Desert Rose Series: High-Waisted Shorts and the Fringe Ombre Top

The Desert Rose Series: Part III

Let's be honest, when we wake up in the morning, this is probably the last outfit we think of wearing. However, when it comes to summer festival season, it works. Don't be afraid to get a little outrageous, you'll be surprised how "normal" you will actually feel.  

When packing, keep it simple. What is on our list?

1. Unique tops (3-4)
2. Neutral Shorts (Ex: 1 acid wash; 1 black or white)
3. Two skirts (Ex: 1 short; 1 long)
4. Two pairs or shoes/sandals (Ex: gladiators/small-healed for comfort)
5. Accessories (don't go overboard, an awesome arm cuff, rings & necklace)
6. Hat and sunglasses 
7. If you're feeling really festive (pun intended) grab a Flash Tattoo (you won't be sorry)

(Side note: Rompers are a great substitution. The delightful one-pieces really minimize your packing)

If you find yourself in a rut, just think-- if Jenny from Forrest Gump would wear it, you should probably pack it. 

Well, that's all the advice we have for today. If all else fails, throw in an extra bottle-o-burb. You won't mind much after that. 

Smooches, 

BFH

Oh, we almost forgot about the infamous flower crown. Don't leave home without it. ;) 

The Desert Rose Series: Fashion Fringe II

The Desert Rose Series: Part II

When you're in the desert trying to bring your summer fashion A-game, it's important to remember that bodysuits and fringed pleather jackets are all the rage-- so don't been seen without them (obvi). 

Cassandra rocks the babe train in this little ensemble put together by some of our favorite money-saving spots (outfits are surprisingly much more affordable when you bi-pass the pants option) :  

Get the Look: 

1. Fringe Pleather Jacket: H&M 

2. Black Cotton Bodysuit: Forev (Forever 21)

3. Gold Necklace (unfortunately covered by her luxurious locks): Urban Outfitters 

Photos by: www.brandoncruzphotography.com

Well, stay tuned for Part III... 

-BFH 

The Desert Rose Series: Fringe Fashion

The Desert Rose Series: Part I

Here is the first gem in our seven-part series shot by local photographer, Brandon Cruz, of Brandon Cruz Photography.

We had oh-so-much fun frolicking in the desert during this shoot. Dodging snake holes while wearing stilettos and kimonos was definitely something new and thrilling for us. Alas, the photos turned out stellar! Hope you enjoy... 

Get the Look

1. Black and Rose Fringe Kimono: NastyGal

2. Black One-Piece Swimsuit: American Apparel

3. Antique-Finish Gold Necklace: H&M

How to Get Tattoos That You Won't Regret

The Tattoo Junkie

If our mother wouldn't cry for days, Cassandra would be head-to-toe in tats. So, how do you stay on your mama's good side and also appease the urge to ink-up your glorious epidermis?-- Temporary tattoos. 

Yep, you heard us right. These are not just cheesy impostors you get out of quarter machines, they are actually pretty rad and come in all shapes and sizes for "big kids."

So... let's get tatted up (the was the most poser thing to say, probably ever):

Step 1: 

Find a fakie you'll want forever (but really-- only a few days). Our personal favorite online store is Tattify. 

Step 2: 

Apply the tattoo like you did when you were a 7-year-old punk. If you don't remember or have never done this, what kind of childhood did you lead? There are instructions in the package, so relax.

Step 3: 

After your tat is completely dried, apply a thin layer of Liquiskin by Pepperink for a matte finish. 

Step 4: 

Embrace the fake. It's healthier, zero pain, you can mix-up your look and the most glorious reason of all... no tears from mommy or daddy. Woo. 

If you're not all about her tattoos, here's a bit about her outfit: 

1. A velour crop-top from 'Urban Outfitters' 

2. Pleather liquid leggings from 'Forever21'

 3. Chunky platform booties in all black

3. 'Michael Kors' gold watch

4. Smokey eyes by 'Naked'

5. Matte finish 'Diva' lipstick by MAC 

Check ya lata, check ya lata!

-BFH

Cat Lady

Cat Woman VS Cat Lady

Most people compare cat lovers to dog lovers. We don't really find this to be an a fair comparison. 

Rather, we think that there are those who fall in the "Cat Woman" category and those that fall into, well, "Cat Lady" status. Obviously, as cat lovers, we are not naive to which one is insulting and which one makes you (pun intended)-- a sex kitten. 

What's the difference? Well, duh-- we can start with knee socks that are worn versus those that are an unfinished crotchet project. Or how about those that represent the cat family by wearing the remaining balance of fur from their feline compared to those that simply just wear leopard, cheetah and/or tiger print because it rocks. 

We are aware that one sad, sad day in the future, we will reach full-on cat lady status. Until that day, however, we will embrace our love-o-cats with hot little outfits that make our dad cringe. 

Hope you dig Victoria's outfit. She's found a happy-medium for the awkward transition between summer and fall: knee socks, platform booties, high-waist shorts and a crop top paired with a leopard blazer and lots of gold accessories. 

Meow, 

BFH

@blondesfromhell

Rockin' Blossoms

OK, we know what you are thinking... Who IS this babe-a-tron? 

Well, she's our sister and ridiculous in every amazing way possible, and not just because she wears her hair fire-engine red or is fearless enough to wear horizontal stripes first thing in the spring (before most of us have even thought about shedding our "winter layer"). 

In this luxuriously simple look, she's rockstar quality in her striped fit and flare dress that she has paired with floral pumps and a less primitive beehive up-do. 

Ugh, such a babe.

-BFH

@blondesfromhell

*No gingers were hurt during the making of this post, she was only in the sun long enough to capture a not-so-candid moment and was wearing three coats of 100 SPF.