The Desert Rose Series: Faux Fur II

Faux-ever Young

We know, we know-- it's, like, the easiest pun in the world. 

We hope you've enjoyed this faux-toe shoot as much as we have.  

In this little sesh (shortening words-- SEO's biggest nightmare and the reason this blog is never going anywhere, jk, jk), Victoria sports a black, high-neck bodysuit with the sides cut out (lingerie tape in tow) and accents it with an ombre faux fur vest and a chandelier necklace. 

Well, so much faux now. 

Peace 'n' blessins (never ending thanks to GlowZell for that sign-off) 

BFH

How to Get Tattoos That You Won't Regret

The Tattoo Junkie

If our mother wouldn't cry for days, Cassandra would be head-to-toe in tats. So, how do you stay on your mama's good side and also appease the urge to ink-up your glorious epidermis?-- Temporary tattoos. 

Yep, you heard us right. These are not just cheesy impostors you get out of quarter machines, they are actually pretty rad and come in all shapes and sizes for "big kids."

So... let's get tatted up (the was the most poser thing to say, probably ever):

Step 1: 

Find a fakie you'll want forever (but really-- only a few days). Our personal favorite online store is Tattify. 

Step 2: 

Apply the tattoo like you did when you were a 7-year-old punk. If you don't remember or have never done this, what kind of childhood did you lead? There are instructions in the package, so relax.

Step 3: 

After your tat is completely dried, apply a thin layer of Liquiskin by Pepperink for a matte finish. 

Step 4: 

Embrace the fake. It's healthier, zero pain, you can mix-up your look and the most glorious reason of all... no tears from mommy or daddy. Woo. 

If you're not all about her tattoos, here's a bit about her outfit: 

1. A velour crop-top from 'Urban Outfitters' 

2. Pleather liquid leggings from 'Forever21'

 3. Chunky platform booties in all black

3. 'Michael Kors' gold watch

4. Smokey eyes by 'Naked'

5. Matte finish 'Diva' lipstick by MAC 

Check ya lata, check ya lata!

-BFH

Cat Lady

Cat Woman VS Cat Lady

Most people compare cat lovers to dog lovers. We don't really find this to be an a fair comparison. 

Rather, we think that there are those who fall in the "Cat Woman" category and those that fall into, well, "Cat Lady" status. Obviously, as cat lovers, we are not naive to which one is insulting and which one makes you (pun intended)-- a sex kitten. 

What's the difference? Well, duh-- we can start with knee socks that are worn versus those that are an unfinished crotchet project. Or how about those that represent the cat family by wearing the remaining balance of fur from their feline compared to those that simply just wear leopard, cheetah and/or tiger print because it rocks. 

We are aware that one sad, sad day in the future, we will reach full-on cat lady status. Until that day, however, we will embrace our love-o-cats with hot little outfits that make our dad cringe. 

Hope you dig Victoria's outfit. She's found a happy-medium for the awkward transition between summer and fall: knee socks, platform booties, high-waist shorts and a crop top paired with a leopard blazer and lots of gold accessories. 

Meow, 

BFH

@blondesfromhell

The Devil Went Down to Doolin

Pot 'o Green and Gold

St. Patty Post Round 2

Our lovely Valerie is glam as can be with a Kelly Green high-low skirt and cream cut-out top. 
Rawr.

She's dripping with so much gold and Michael Kors, she should be sitting at the end of a rainbow. 

(So. Many. Leprechaun. References.)

Hang on to your seats for the final post

COMING SOON...

- BFH

@blondesfromhell