How to Get Tattoos That You Won't Regret

The Tattoo Junkie

If our mother wouldn't cry for days, Cassandra would be head-to-toe in tats. So, how do you stay on your mama's good side and also appease the urge to ink-up your glorious epidermis?-- Temporary tattoos. 

Yep, you heard us right. These are not just cheesy impostors you get out of quarter machines, they are actually pretty rad and come in all shapes and sizes for "big kids."

So... let's get tatted up (the was the most poser thing to say, probably ever):

Step 1: 

Find a fakie you'll want forever (but really-- only a few days). Our personal favorite online store is Tattify. 

Step 2: 

Apply the tattoo like you did when you were a 7-year-old punk. If you don't remember or have never done this, what kind of childhood did you lead? There are instructions in the package, so relax.

Step 3: 

After your tat is completely dried, apply a thin layer of Liquiskin by Pepperink for a matte finish. 

Step 4: 

Embrace the fake. It's healthier, zero pain, you can mix-up your look and the most glorious reason of all... no tears from mommy or daddy. Woo. 

If you're not all about her tattoos, here's a bit about her outfit: 

1. A velour crop-top from 'Urban Outfitters' 

2. Pleather liquid leggings from 'Forever21'

 3. Chunky platform booties in all black

3. 'Michael Kors' gold watch

4. Smokey eyes by 'Naked'

5. Matte finish 'Diva' lipstick by MAC 

Check ya lata, check ya lata!

-BFH

Le Creep

An Ode to Wednesday Addams

Who knew that our precious Lil' Poopski would one day grow up to be such a scary little thing? Somewhere between her wishing she could get married in a morgue and her favorite childhood movie being 'The Addams Family,' we knew she was a little bit of a creep. 

This post is dedicated to the darkside that lives in all of us. 

Cassandra rocks this vintage Chanel shift-dress with 'Talk That Talk" RiRi MAC lipstick, cat-eye eyeliner, a french-cuff poplin top from Vic's, booties, and a retro-styled glam hairstyle.  

To all you creeps out there, hope you enjoy. 

-BFH