Dysfunctional

Dysfunctional by loveless-victoria featuring black shorts

And just like that, a completely adorable and dysfunctional outfit was created.

Rockin' Blossoms

OK, we know what you are thinking... Who IS this babe-a-tron? 

Well, she's our sister and ridiculous in every amazing way possible, and not just because she wears her hair fire-engine red or is fearless enough to wear horizontal stripes first thing in the spring (before most of us have even thought about shedding our "winter layer"). 

In this luxuriously simple look, she's rockstar quality in her striped fit and flare dress that she has paired with floral pumps and a less primitive beehive up-do. 

Ugh, such a babe.

-BFH

@blondesfromhell

*No gingers were hurt during the making of this post, she was only in the sun long enough to capture a not-so-candid moment and was wearing three coats of 100 SPF. 

America

              

                

America: Land of the Free; Home of Some Gingers

We sure have the "red and white" part down in our country's color scheme. Ginger #3 digs the patriotic vibe from time-to-time. 

She rocks those asymmetrical leggings; stars on the right, stripes on the left. She pairs it with two collared tops and combat boots. 

WARNING: If trying this look out on your own, do not match it with any sequins, polyester blends or leather, it will massacre the look. 

Because this outfit is so bold, she makes sure to use minimal accessories and natural hair styles.

Well, that's all the wit we have for you today...

- BFH

@blondesfromhell 

Another Bag O' Bricks

Everybody Wants To Be A Ginger.

It's that magical time of year again when folks drink, pinch each other, wear as much green as humanly possible, and, of course, envy those of us with fiery "Irish" locks.

To honor the holiday honoring us, we deemed it only appropriate to flaunt our heritage with an uber-special 

"St. Patty's Day Series" --quaint, we know.

First up is Ginger 2. The emerald blouse, cheetah skater skirt, and dagger nails are killa' and what is a leprechaun without a pin-up hairstyle and a wee bit o' gold?

Just wait, there's way more Patty glam to come.

Lata.

- BFH

@blondesfromhell

Spring Into Neons

Gingers CAN Wear Neon

Hooray! The Vernal Equinox is almost upon us, at least for those of us in the Northern Hemisphere. This means it's time to pry your hands away from the remote control and go scrub those little cheeto-stained fingers (well, after the final episode of Girls, of course).   

So, after we've nixed all things conducive to our couch-potato lifestyle, this is one of the looks you'll be seeing from us. We'd like to start by giving a shout-out to Fice for letting us stand by their awesome "white wall." Things we love about this outfit: liquid leggings, neon colors, almond-shaped nails, stilettos with spikes and bags with bling. 

Stay tuned for our St. Patrick's Day celebration! 

Cheers!

BFH

@blondesfromhell

Pink Moon

"My phone just autocorrected 'ginger' to 'soulless'."

 

Can't beat it, join it-- a one-liner ginger joke for you. As if the "soulless" ginger stereotypes aren't enough, we have the privilege of having the last name "Loveless." True story.

Ginger #2 perpetuates this stereotype almost daily, she's a spicy little gingie and no, not "Ginger Spice"-- duh.

So now that you know about her "inner" beauty, let's get shallow and talk about her "exterior": 

Liquid leggings: breakfast, lunch, dinner for this babe. Shaking it up with textures like a boss, she combines a starched button-up top(that almost killed me to write-- i'll explain later) equipped with a blingn' collar, a light pink key/cross sweater for Spring-- FINALLY!, open-toe wedges, and Wayfarer Ran-Ban sunnies. 

So dry your eyes, you can still stick with your "Rocker-glam" look this Spring. Hooray. 

Peace out. 

-BFH 
@blondesfromhell

Massive Attack- Black Milk