How to Get Tattoos That You Won't Regret

The Tattoo Junkie

If our mother wouldn't cry for days, Cassandra would be head-to-toe in tats. So, how do you stay on your mama's good side and also appease the urge to ink-up your glorious epidermis?-- Temporary tattoos. 

Yep, you heard us right. These are not just cheesy impostors you get out of quarter machines, they are actually pretty rad and come in all shapes and sizes for "big kids."

So... let's get tatted up (the was the most poser thing to say, probably ever):

Step 1: 

Find a fakie you'll want forever (but really-- only a few days). Our personal favorite online store is Tattify. 

Step 2: 

Apply the tattoo like you did when you were a 7-year-old punk. If you don't remember or have never done this, what kind of childhood did you lead? There are instructions in the package, so relax.

Step 3: 

After your tat is completely dried, apply a thin layer of Liquiskin by Pepperink for a matte finish. 

Step 4: 

Embrace the fake. It's healthier, zero pain, you can mix-up your look and the most glorious reason of all... no tears from mommy or daddy. Woo. 

If you're not all about her tattoos, here's a bit about her outfit: 

1. A velour crop-top from 'Urban Outfitters' 

2. Pleather liquid leggings from 'Forever21'

 3. Chunky platform booties in all black

3. 'Michael Kors' gold watch

4. Smokey eyes by 'Naked'

5. Matte finish 'Diva' lipstick by MAC 

Check ya lata, check ya lata!

-BFH

Le Creep

An Ode to Wednesday Addams

Who knew that our precious Lil' Poopski would one day grow up to be such a scary little thing? Somewhere between her wishing she could get married in a morgue and her favorite childhood movie being 'The Addams Family,' we knew she was a little bit of a creep. 

This post is dedicated to the darkside that lives in all of us. 

Cassandra rocks this vintage Chanel shift-dress with 'Talk That Talk" RiRi MAC lipstick, cat-eye eyeliner, a french-cuff poplin top from Vic's, booties, and a retro-styled glam hairstyle.  

To all you creeps out there, hope you enjoy. 

-BFH

Cat Lady

Cat Woman VS Cat Lady

Most people compare cat lovers to dog lovers. We don't really find this to be an a fair comparison. 

Rather, we think that there are those who fall in the "Cat Woman" category and those that fall into, well, "Cat Lady" status. Obviously, as cat lovers, we are not naive to which one is insulting and which one makes you (pun intended)-- a sex kitten. 

What's the difference? Well, duh-- we can start with knee socks that are worn versus those that are an unfinished crotchet project. Or how about those that represent the cat family by wearing the remaining balance of fur from their feline compared to those that simply just wear leopard, cheetah and/or tiger print because it rocks. 

We are aware that one sad, sad day in the future, we will reach full-on cat lady status. Until that day, however, we will embrace our love-o-cats with hot little outfits that make our dad cringe. 

Hope you dig Victoria's outfit. She's found a happy-medium for the awkward transition between summer and fall: knee socks, platform booties, high-waist shorts and a crop top paired with a leopard blazer and lots of gold accessories. 

Meow, 

BFH

@blondesfromhell

Rockin' Blossoms

OK, we know what you are thinking... Who IS this babe-a-tron? 

Well, she's our sister and ridiculous in every amazing way possible, and not just because she wears her hair fire-engine red or is fearless enough to wear horizontal stripes first thing in the spring (before most of us have even thought about shedding our "winter layer"). 

In this luxuriously simple look, she's rockstar quality in her striped fit and flare dress that she has paired with floral pumps and a less primitive beehive up-do. 

Ugh, such a babe.

-BFH

@blondesfromhell

*No gingers were hurt during the making of this post, she was only in the sun long enough to capture a not-so-candid moment and was wearing three coats of 100 SPF. 

America

              

                

America: Land of the Free; Home of Some Gingers

We sure have the "red and white" part down in our country's color scheme. Ginger #3 digs the patriotic vibe from time-to-time. 

She rocks those asymmetrical leggings; stars on the right, stripes on the left. She pairs it with two collared tops and combat boots. 

WARNING: If trying this look out on your own, do not match it with any sequins, polyester blends or leather, it will massacre the look. 

Because this outfit is so bold, she makes sure to use minimal accessories and natural hair styles.

Well, that's all the wit we have for you today...

- BFH

@blondesfromhell 

Queen Anne's Revenge

Buckle up. It's Ginger Time.

The Finale

Vic finishes off the St. Patrick's Series with an outfit that keeps the boys after her lucky charms. She's wearing a forest green body con dress with black lace inserts from a local favorite, FRESH.

The black and gold buckle clutch adds a touch O' Irish magic while the almond nails are stellar. Not to mention the golden spike on those pumps-- love.

Well, hellians... Our "SPD Special" has come to an end. It's been fun.


So much spring-filled fashion fun comin' your way, stay tuned.


 - BFH

@blondesfromhell

The Devil Went Down to Doolin

Pot 'o Green and Gold

St. Patty Post Round 2

Our lovely Valerie is glam as can be with a Kelly Green high-low skirt and cream cut-out top. 
Rawr.

She's dripping with so much gold and Michael Kors, she should be sitting at the end of a rainbow. 

(So. Many. Leprechaun. References.)

Hang on to your seats for the final post

COMING SOON...

- BFH

@blondesfromhell