How to Get Tattoos That You Won't Regret

The Tattoo Junkie

If our mother wouldn't cry for days, Cassandra would be head-to-toe in tats. So, how do you stay on your mama's good side and also appease the urge to ink-up your glorious epidermis?-- Temporary tattoos. 

Yep, you heard us right. These are not just cheesy impostors you get out of quarter machines, they are actually pretty rad and come in all shapes and sizes for "big kids."

So... let's get tatted up (the was the most poser thing to say, probably ever):

Step 1: 

Find a fakie you'll want forever (but really-- only a few days). Our personal favorite online store is Tattify. 

Step 2: 

Apply the tattoo like you did when you were a 7-year-old punk. If you don't remember or have never done this, what kind of childhood did you lead? There are instructions in the package, so relax.

Step 3: 

After your tat is completely dried, apply a thin layer of Liquiskin by Pepperink for a matte finish. 

Step 4: 

Embrace the fake. It's healthier, zero pain, you can mix-up your look and the most glorious reason of all... no tears from mommy or daddy. Woo. 

If you're not all about her tattoos, here's a bit about her outfit: 

1. A velour crop-top from 'Urban Outfitters' 

2. Pleather liquid leggings from 'Forever21'

 3. Chunky platform booties in all black

3. 'Michael Kors' gold watch

4. Smokey eyes by 'Naked'

5. Matte finish 'Diva' lipstick by MAC 

Check ya lata, check ya lata!

-BFH

Rockin' Blossoms

OK, we know what you are thinking... Who IS this babe-a-tron? 

Well, she's our sister and ridiculous in every amazing way possible, and not just because she wears her hair fire-engine red or is fearless enough to wear horizontal stripes first thing in the spring (before most of us have even thought about shedding our "winter layer"). 

In this luxuriously simple look, she's rockstar quality in her striped fit and flare dress that she has paired with floral pumps and a less primitive beehive up-do. 

Ugh, such a babe.

-BFH

@blondesfromhell

*No gingers were hurt during the making of this post, she was only in the sun long enough to capture a not-so-candid moment and was wearing three coats of 100 SPF. 

Another Bag O' Bricks

Everybody Wants To Be A Ginger.

It's that magical time of year again when folks drink, pinch each other, wear as much green as humanly possible, and, of course, envy those of us with fiery "Irish" locks.

To honor the holiday honoring us, we deemed it only appropriate to flaunt our heritage with an uber-special 

"St. Patty's Day Series" --quaint, we know.

First up is Ginger 2. The emerald blouse, cheetah skater skirt, and dagger nails are killa' and what is a leprechaun without a pin-up hairstyle and a wee bit o' gold?

Just wait, there's way more Patty glam to come.

Lata.

- BFH

@blondesfromhell

Spring Into Neons

Gingers CAN Wear Neon

Hooray! The Vernal Equinox is almost upon us, at least for those of us in the Northern Hemisphere. This means it's time to pry your hands away from the remote control and go scrub those little cheeto-stained fingers (well, after the final episode of Girls, of course).   

So, after we've nixed all things conducive to our couch-potato lifestyle, this is one of the looks you'll be seeing from us. We'd like to start by giving a shout-out to Fice for letting us stand by their awesome "white wall." Things we love about this outfit: liquid leggings, neon colors, almond-shaped nails, stilettos with spikes and bags with bling. 

Stay tuned for our St. Patrick's Day celebration! 

Cheers!

BFH

@blondesfromhell